Say No To Drugs

My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torch light of the same phone he was searching for.
He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his roommate, who was also high, decided to join him in the search.
After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued with the search for the phone. After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network response, he turned to his roommate and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey thief am, don off am".